Lego Star Wars Humor

I don't know where this came from, but it deserves to be spread. Just to
show that literally everybody has SW on the brain latelly

DYP

"You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

You ever used the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its arc-welder thingy to get the
barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land
speeder.

You think Han Solo should wear a flannel shirt, cause he looks like
a little sissy in that vest.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors or your X-wing welded shut and you have to get
in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You've ever referred to the Empire as "them damn Yankees."

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood
deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
scene.

If you hear...."Luke, I am your father....and your Uncle."

You can not understand why Luke and Leia never got married

--from the JIGG Forum